- Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Period: Yell at a puppy.
good night
oh my god
my hero
man if i had an identical twin we would fuck shit up so bad let me tell you
Anthony Michael Hall and Molly Ringwald in a record shop during a break while filming The Breakfast Club, 1984
ultimate teen dream couple
BABIESSSS
No child is born homophobic.
This child is precious and I hope he never changes.
This youtube video is seriously the best.
You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?
Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”
zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”
u guys dont really like me do u
*pats u on the back* of course we do bud *turns around and mouths no we don’t*
do you ever just
make a friend and think
I am so glad this friend is mine
- Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
- Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
When we think back to old-fashioned relationships we often think of gender inequality and stereotypical roles that don’t fit in today’s society. But, there are some traditional relationship values that are still alive today and remain important in modern relationships:
